15 Scientific Ways to Be Extremely Charming

To get ahead in this world and avoid condemnation; to attract a good mate and less humiliation, be charming. It’s easy, and you can start by reading this article. ;p

Contents

I. How to Be Charming

1. Socialize, a Lot
2. Smile and Be Charming
3. Say My Name
4. Give Sincere Compliments
5. Warm Touch
6. Make Others Feel Important
7. Learn Speechcraft
8. Let Others Talk Often
9. Share Your Weakness First
10. See from Their Point of View
11. Develop Talent and Share It
12. Be a Peacock and Attract Birds
13. Give More than You Receive
14. Assume Everyone Loves You
15. Be Humble

II. Even You Can Be Charming

Would you like to be charming as, say, Tyrion from Game of Thrones, or Barrack Obama? Yeah, you would.

How about no more rejections from hot girls, no more waiting in lines for bread and Vodka rations? (I’m in Post-Soviet-Bloc Bulgaria at the moment.)

That’s right. Today I’m going to teach you how to be charming.

What exactly is charm, anyway? Are you just born with it, genetically gifted, like me? Or can you learn to be charming?

Yes, you can learn.

What is charm?

1. A trait that fascinates, allures, or delights

2. A physical grace

3. Compelling attractiveness

It’s also considered a magic incantation, or an item believed to contain luck-bringing qualities.

To be a “charming” person means you’re pleasant, valuable to be around, and possibly magical.