You just heard of this interesting new sex act – tea bagging. But what is it? And what other kinds of kinky sex acts can you do after you tried that one?
Unless you try tea bagging and are completely turned off, the next time you drink tea, you’ll have a little smirk on your face as you drop your teabag into its cup because you understand the gist of what is tea bagging.
Many people learn the hard way about what it means to tea bag someone. Because all of a sudden they have balls in their face. We know what you’re thinking, “Hold up… what?”
Tea bagging is literally when you put your partner’s balls in your mouth.
[Read: What are blue balls? A full guide to blue balls and real experiences]
Your guide to tea bagging
It’s not an official term, but, it’s in Urban Dictionary. So, it’s basically legit. Tea bagging is described, in Urban Dictionary as “a man that squats on top of a woman’s face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex.” We hope you enjoy that visual because we sure did.
So, now that you know what it is, perhaps, it’s sparked your curiosity. Maybe, you’d like to dabble into the world of tea bagging? Well, that’s what we’re here for! We hope your man has a strong squat game!
Don’t look too deeply into the name
Tea bagging is literally what it sounds like minus the tea bag and hot water. Don’t try to analyze the name and find some alternative meaning.
Have you dipped a tea bag into a cup of water? There you go.
It’s basically dipping his balls into your mouth, assuming you’re the one receiving the holy balls. [Read: 17 wild moves to stifle the yawn and go wild in bed]
Do you put his entire balls into your mouth?
Good question. Listen, you don’t have to shove both his balls into your mouth, you’re not going to win an award if you do it.
Firstly, do what makes you feel comfortable because if you’re not into gagging or choking on his balls, then take it easy. Let’s keep this an enjoyable experience for both of you.
Tea bagging brings the love back to the balls
Balls are usually left out of sexual activity, not necessarily on purpose, but they’re forgotten. They hide below, so, we get why they’re left out. Out of sight, out of mind.
The best way to give the balls some love is to tea bag them or suck on them. Either way, they feel included. [Read: How to give good head – The biggest guide and 50+ blowjob tips you MUST know]
Don’t take it literally
In other words, we mean the term tea bagging. You don’t actually have to bob the balls in and out of your mouth.
Well, you can do this, but you should also mix it up a bit. Use your tongue and lips to apply pressure on the balls. You can also incorporate your hands into the act as well. If your mouth gets a bit tired, well, throw in some ball juggling. Mix it up! [Read: The complete guide to saggy balls and what women think of them]
Wondering about protection
Yeah, so you can’t actually put a condom on a pair of balls. Well, you can try… not sure how that would work though.
Anyways, you need to make sure that this person understands the importance of a shower, it’s only fair. If you’re not comfortable with skin-to-skin contact, you can try to place plastic wrap over the balls or wear a dental dam. You can decide which suits you best. [Read: The top reasons why a girl would refuse to give a blowjob]
Communicate
Being tea bagged may come to a surprise to your man. Remember, we said the balls are usually forgotten. So, if you start to tea bag him, he may be pleasantly surprised.
When you start to tea bag him, make sure that you have an open line of communication. Ask him if it’s okay or just listen to the sounds he’s making and his body language. Some guys find it too ticklish, others find it too scary, etc. [Read: 10 signs he’s just not enjoying what you do in bed]
He doesn’t have to squat
This isn’t the only position he can be in when you tea bag him. You can have him lying on his back or you can get on your knees while he’s standing.
Though him squatting on your face is a good position to try out, there are other positions that work just as well. After all, watching a man’s bottom get close to your face when you’re laying in between his legs may not be the best view!
Find out which one suits you and your partner the best.
Don’t go right for the balls
This shouldn’t be the first thing you do when you’re down there. Suck his dick a bit, lick his balls a little, and then slowly go into it.
Gauge his reaction if he’s never been tea bagged before. Once you see he likes it, then you can go full beast mode on those balls. [Read: Men with big balls – The pros, cons and what women think of them]
Have a safe word
No matter what sexual activity you’re doing, you should have a safe word. It’s just better this way. When someone moans and screams, you can’t always tell it’s because they’re in pain or discomfort.
So, have a safe word that has nothing to do with sex, like, “blue cheese” or “fork.” [Read: 14 wild ways to do it right if you like it rough]
If you forget what to do, listen to Drake
If you’re not able to remember what to do, listen to Drake’s advice on tea bagging, “gentle suction.” This means, he’ll lower his balls slowly into your mouth and you just suction onto them gently. You can’t fail with this move!
Remember, balls are sensitive
We used the words “beast mode” earlier on… we should let you know that we don’t mean you should tear those balls up in a literal sense.
Balls are extremely sensitive, so don’t be too rough with them. If you want to bite them, do so ever so gently. Unless he tells you otherwise. Treat those balls like eggs. [Read: How to safely shave your public area – A full guide for men]
Other unusual sex acts to try
Now that you are all educated about what tea bagging is, we thought you might want to read about some more kinky sex acts you can try with your partner. Here are some to get you started. [Read: How to have phone sex – 26 tips to get him horny listening to you]
Warm ball dip
Since you’re obviously interested in playing with balls because you’re reading about tea bagging, this is another one you will enjoy. The guy needs to dip his balls into a cup of warm liquid. It doesn’t matter what it is.
It could be warm water, milk, tea, coffee, hot cocoa, or whatever you have around the house and sounds appealing to you. Then, the woman blows bubbles into the cup using a straw. It’s like having the balls have a session in a hot tub. Sounds relaxing, doesn’t it?
Finger blowjobs
Okay, a finger blowjob probably doesn’t sound nearly as exciting as a real one. But as the name suggests, it is reenacting a blowjob, but with his fingers instead of his dick. It’s supposed to just be a tease and a preview of what will be done to the dick later. [Read: Top 50 kinky sex ideas to try at least once in your lifetime]
Either the guy can do it to give the girl a hint, or the girl can do it to turn the guy on before she does the real thing. Regardless, it’s a fun thing to do before you get down and dirty. It can be really hot. [Read: Ever heard of the finger blowjob? Here’s how to do it]
Clit rub with just the tip
Everyone knows that girls’ clits are extremely sensitive. That’s one of the main ways she has an orgasm, right?
So, instead of doing oral, try using the tip of the dick and rubbing it on the clit. Do it slowly, then do it fast. You can even use lube to make it more slippery and exciting. [Read: Just the tip sex – Why guys love this excuse and how girls always fall for it]
Road head
This isn’t something that just teenagers do when they can’t be alone in their parents’ house. You can do it at any age. Basically, it’s a blowjob on the road… while he’s driving. Well, that does sound very dangerous, but you can do it while you’re parked somewhere too.
But if you’re going to do it while on the go, it’s best when you’re on a long drive and there aren’t any stoplights or traffic. Because you don’t want to get arrested, do you? [Read: What is a road head? Confessions of a road head girl]
Butt plug pony
Some guys really like getting their butt involved when they are being kinky. There are a lot of nerve endings down there, which is why it’s so pleasurable for some dudes. So, this is a way to do that.
Start by just playing with his butt, and if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can insert a butt plug with a tail. After that, have sex and it will drive him wild. [Read: 19 foreplay sex games for couples to get naughty and horny in minutes]
Vampire butt bite
Some butts are so juicy and fine that you might just want to start taking bites out of it. Chomping on someone’s butt is a fun and flirty thing to do when you are getting down and dirty.
Just make sure you don’t bite too hard because you don’t want to be going to the emergency room! [Read: What does anal sex feel like both physically and mentally?]
Pop rocks blowjob
Remember that candy you ate as a kid, pop rocks? Well, you pour them in your mouth and they just sit there and sizzle.
Imagine how great it is if the girl has these rock-shaped candies in her mouth as she’s giving a blow job? The guy’s dick will reach heights of sensation that he has never felt before. And it’s good for the girl too – pick a flavor you like, and it’s the best of both worlds.
Ice cream cunnilingus
This one is just as much fun for girls as the pop rocks blowjob is for guys. Get some ice cream, put it on her clit, and then start going at it with your tongue.
The cold temperature feels exciting to her, and for you, you will have a yummy flavor in your mouth besides her own natural scent. And any ice cream you have left over, you can have as a post-sex snack.
Etch a sketch nipple play
You probably had an etch a sketch toy when you were a kid. If you didn’t, it’s where you take some dials and draw pictures with it. So, for this sex act, take turns with your partner and treat each other’s nipples like they’re the knobs on that child game.
Draw yourself, a dog, a bus, or anything you want. The point is to twist the nipples like you’re working on a masterpiece. [Read: Weird sex – the strangest and wildest sex acts you might want to try]
Rusty trombone
This sex act is performed on a male. Essentially, it’s a combination anilingus while simultaneously reaching around to give him a hand job.
If you think about how a trombone is played, just picture doing that to a guy. We’re going to leave the “rusty” part up to your imagination. [Read: 24 sex tips for men and secrets that make any woman wet and want more]
Golden shower
Depending on your level of disgust or kinkiness, this one may either be fun or gross to you. A lot of people like it, so that’s why we’re including it in this list.
So, what you do is simply pee on someone during sex. It can also be called “water sports,” but we’re not talking about jet skiing. [Read: How to spice up a relationship – 30 sexy ways to feel loved and horny]
ATM
No, we’re not talking about the “automated teller machine” where you get your cash out of your bank. Let’s face it, you can’t really use that as a sex toy! So, this one stands for “ass to mouth.”
This is when the male places his dick into his partner’s butt and then their mouth without cleaning it off. This doesn’t sound too hygienic, but nonetheless, there are people who do it. [Read: 15 really gross sex acts you probably didn’t know existed]
Superman-ing
When you are having sex from behind, the guy should ejaculate onto his partner’s upper back without warning. The partner is completely satisfied, and then they roll over on their back and go to sleep.
When they wake up, they find out that the cum has dried, and it’s stuck to the sheets. Since the sheets are clinging to their back, they kind of look like they have a Superman cape on!
[Read: Weird sex – The strangest and weirdest sex acts you may want to try]
Now you know so many different sex acts that you and your partner can do. From tea bagging to the ATM, isn’t it time you took your newfound skills and tested them out in the bedroom? What are you waiting for?
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